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  • The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End
    The Beginning Was The End

    We are waking up in a 14-dollar Wal-Mart tent, spring of 2006. We are waking up in a 14-dollar Wal-Mart tent, spring of 2006.  We are in Carlsbad New Mexico.…

  • Plumbing: How We Measure Depths
    Plumbing: How We Measure Depths
    Plumbing: How We Measure Depths
    Plumbing: How We Measure Depths
    Plumbing: How We Measure Depths
    Plumbing: How We Measure Depths
    Plumbing: How We Measure Depths
    Plumbing: How We Measure Depths
    Plumbing: How We Measure Depths
    Plumbing: How We Measure Depths
    Plumbing: How We Measure Depths
    Plumbing: How We Measure Depths

    Hey, how hard could it be?” How hard? For me, very hard. I am stupid.           The original shower in our Fleetwood Jamboree 26J was adequate.…

  • Vanity, Thy Name Is Formica
    Vanity, Thy Name Is Formica
    Vanity, Thy Name Is Formica
    Vanity, Thy Name Is Formica
    Vanity, Thy Name Is Formica
    Vanity, Thy Name Is Formica
    Vanity, Thy Name Is Formica

    The original sink was a crappy plastic thing that looked more suited to a football-stadium porta-potti than the rolling pleasure-palace we had envisioned. One of the things that we loved…

  • Vintage Vinyl? I’m Floored
    Vintage Vinyl? I’m Floored
    Vintage Vinyl? I’m Floored
    Vintage Vinyl? I’m Floored
    Vintage Vinyl? I’m Floored
    Vintage Vinyl? I’m Floored
    Vintage Vinyl? I’m Floored

    This process sucked donkey-wang. The original floor was a dull, pocked, fake-stone headache that would have been more suited to a college dorm than the cozy little palace we envisioned…

  • Paint By Numbers… Is “Horrible” a Number?
    Paint By Numbers… Is “Horrible” a Number?
    Paint By Numbers… Is “Horrible” a Number?
    Paint By Numbers… Is “Horrible” a Number?
    Paint By Numbers… Is “Horrible” a Number?
    Paint By Numbers… Is “Horrible” a Number?
    Paint By Numbers… Is “Horrible” a Number?

    Painting these walls and cabinets would definitely present some challenges. This post will be somewhat paradoxical. On the one hand, painting the interior was long, unpleasant, difficult and soul-crushing. On…

  • Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges
    Heaven Needs Paint, Screws and Hinges

    This entry concerns our current space space, this thing that we bought to be the vessel of our wishes and dreams. The vehicle is a 2007 Fleetwood Jamboree 26J on…